an unexpectedly wild night

In typical John fashion, he calls around 8:30 to tell me he's in NY. He lives in Minneapolis, has a wife and three kids. I haven't seen him in over 20 years, plus he never phones.

"I'm here at the Four Seasons finishing dinner. Meet me," he begins.

"When?" I ask.

"Now. Like right now."

Within an hour, I've taken a shower, washed my hair, put on makeup, and walked over to The Mark.

And it's like I saw him yesterday. Really. His absolute craziness, humor, and edginess have always appealed to me. He's also brash, arrogant, and irreverent. Qualities to which he'll easily and proudly admit.

We first met in 1981. We were both working in Boston at Gillette; I was seven years older, worked in Marketing, and he in Finance. We ended up in a passionate, highly volatile relationship. I loved/hated him for years, and he played me for the same amount of time. 

When things were good there was nothing better, and when they weren't, they really really weren't. 

My idea for the night is a couple of hours at a quiet bar catching up on life. But that's not what happens. 

I arrive at The Mark around 9:45.

We walk into the hotel's bar soon after hugging hello.  Immediately we see a very pretty twenty-something woman posing for a photo on a nearby sofa. Without saying a word, John jumps into the shot. 

She's with an attractive group of young women, all dressed in evening attire, having just come from a ballet gala at Lincoln Center.  I don't remember if they invite us to join them, or if John just assumes we will. We spend the next 90 minutes or so with them and they are all great (and very welcoming).

On John's suggestion, we call Alexander and he arrives an hour or so later. John and Alexander have spoken over the years, but the last time they saw each other my son was about six. 

The last part of the night we spend outside. The engaging and beautiful Scheele joins us for a while, but mostly it's just John, me and Alexander.

Toward the end of the night, John brings up Aristotle's three different levels of friendship. He concludes that we are in the highest group. The least superficial one. The one based on true appreciation of the other. And the one that is the most long-lasting. He's right.

Totally unplanned and filled with outrageous moments and plenty of laughs, it is a spontaneous, memorable night. Just the kind I'd expect from John.

Age has not diminished his bad boy behavior.

fall in new york

Christmas in New York is magical.

Spring in New York brings some park beauty, though it's usually short-lived.

Summer in New York sucks.

And fall in New York is the best.

There's the gorgeous fall weather — as it should be, not as it's been. Central Park is looking more like summer than early October, but eventually that will change.

There is just so much to do, some things unique to NY, others more universal.

As for me, I:

See friends who've been gone over the summer and are now back.

Go to screenings, many with Q&A's with filmmaker and actors.

Entertain at home; I have access to a proprietary film app that will eventually include all movies (about 200) to be considered for BAFTAs.

Attend new plays, often at reduced prices through TDF and other sites (especially off-Broadway).

Walk the city without experiencing oppressive heat or icy sidewalks.

Dress in cozy fall clothes.

And of course watch Patrick Mahomes and his team try to make it to Super Bowl LX.

lessons in etiquette

After seeing William Hanson interviewed on TV, I decide to read his book, Just Good Manners.

It's a little too British-oriented for me, and covers topics I'll never need to know. Like how to address royalty. The best way to host an afternoon tea. Or the difference between being invited for cocktails or drinks (not much of one). But it's still entertaining and informative.

Two things I do learn:

• Saying "Pardon?" if you don't understand or hear what someone is saying is not good. According to the book, "Pardon? is a contraction of I beg your pardon (which is fine)" ... and it is French-sounding (which the Brits hate)." The correct interrogation, according to Hanson is "What?" Although the author then says we can improve on "What?" by using the preferred choice of "Sorry?" I disagree with this one. To me, "What?" sounds coarse and "Pardon?" sounds refined.

• Regarding weddings: You don't need to buy a wedding gift if it's a destination wedding and costly. The "waiting up to a year" to send out thank-you notes for gifts is no longer true; it should be a lot sooner.  And guests should send a thank-you note(s) to those responsible for hosting the wedding (have never heard of this one and sure hope I'm not the only one who's not doing it).

Of course no book on etiquette can cover everything, so here are a few I would add:

• Never put your phone on speaker in a public place. It happens all the time and it's selfish and disrupting to everyone around.

• Don't use text to have a conversation. Texts should be used to pass on info or to make uncomplicated plans.  

• Don't leave your phone on in a theater and then look at it during the film/performance. The bright light of a phone is annoying to those around you.

• Don't talk on your phone in an elevator. Listening is okay.

• Don't use text to thank someone for a thoughtful gift. And, if the gift took a lot of time, care and creativity to produce, then definitely send a written thank-you (can you tell this one is personal?).

• Don't wait until you get to the cashier at checkout and then decide to start looking for your cash or credit card; have it ready.  And certainly don't engage in a conversation with the cashier about the latest celebrity break-up when there's a line.

• Have a real person contact option and not just email or chat if you are a company (okay, this might not fall under etiquette but it sure belongs somewhere).

• Follow the rules of the road; that means you, too, bikers. And don't ride bikes and electric scooters on sidewalks.

• Answer texts that require a simple yes, no, or maybe response when you see it.

• And never ever call a future in-law the C word, especially before you've even met (as happened recently to a good friend so I just had to throw this one in).

Good manners are about courtesy and respect. It's amazing how many people ignore them.

Let me know of those I missed. I would hate to be unknowingly rude.

the new 70

I watch the first hour of The Today Show every day; have been for years.

There's a segment this morning about aging. Maria Shriver is about to turn 70, so she is interviewing people who range in age from 72-79.

The new 70's they say. Fit. Fearless. And forward-thinking.

The people they highlight include a high fashion model (76 who looks 90). An ex-lawyer turned poet. A social-media influencer. And an entrepreneur (79, with a turkey neck that detracts considerably from his somewhat youthful face).

I think my friends who are in their 70's (or close to it) would have made a more enviable group.

One friend, a few months shy of 80, plays tennis multiple times a week, plus a multitude of other exercises.  She recently completed two very long treks on the Camino Trail. Has recently written a book (first time). Decided to learn French. Got her PhD (not all that long ago). Travels a lot. And has an agent and is now acting. She is beautiful and vibrant and surprises everyone when they learn her age.

Another friend works at high-impact, short-term jobs as a major contributor. She too, is physically fit. Works out a ton. Is always visiting some foreign country.  Goes out about five nights a week (and is my inspiration for saying YES more often). 

And then there is J who bikes everywhere. Is a workout fiend. Started a job (nine years ago) as a full-time consultant to top corporate executives. Is often visiting or living outside NYC. Looks (like the others) many years younger than her biological age.

Oh and B on the west coast. He flies a plane. Kills rattlesnakes. Hunts elk. Runs. And hasn't been inhibited by age in the least.

Or another J who lives in Colorado. She skis. Still runs marathons (I think). Looks about 20 years younger. And totally embraces growing older.

My adventurous friend SW, a recreational pilot, and the best downhill skier I know, lives in New England. He now flies an open cockpit plane, and knowing him, likely does loops and rolls as well. He asks me if I would ever go up in one, and I so want to say, of course, but would I? Maybe for five minutes; certainly not to actually fly somewhere.

My list is long. Too long for a blog post (so hope no one is offended if they are not described).

Yes, there are more aches and pains. And yes, there is more awareness of mortality. And yes, I have at least one friend who agrees with Dr.  Ezekiel Emanuel (Chair of the Department of Medical Ethics and Health Policy at Penn) who famously wrote an article (in 2014) titled, Why I Hope to Die at 75. 

But staying active. Staying positive. Staying involved. And being surrounded by like-minded, like-acting people makes all the difference.

I also think that had my friend group been the one profiled on this morning's Today Show segment, younger people watching would be thinking, "Hmm. If that's what aging looks like in your 70's (or near 70), then maybe it's not so bad."

Still, I look in the mirror and wish I could afford a facelift.  Vanity does not diminish with age. At least not for me.

another birthday celebration

It's Z's birthday. For many many years now, a group of us (all ex-Horace Mann moms) have been getting together to celebrate.

We are a high spirited, hold-no-punches, energetic group. Tonight there are five of us.

The restaurant we've chosen, San Babila, is new and has gotten rave reviews.

Twenty-two minutes after being seated, and we still haven't seen our server. The restaurant is loud, tables are filled, and not much food has been served.

The hostess finally comes over to take our drink orders we think. But no. She's there to take away our drink menus as the restaurant apparently doesn't have enough.

This is not good. We leave.

We go a block away to A La Turka, an aptly named Turkish restaurant. The ambiance is great, and we get a table near a wall of open windows.

The service is fine, as is the food, but there are a few minor (though surprising) peculiarities.

Our drinks come and Ellen has ordered some kind of cocktail. It comes in a small tumbler, and is filled with about one inch of alcohol. Really! And, it's $24. So ridiculously overpriced. It basically looks like what remains after ice has melted in a small glass.

As an appetizer, we order the Turkish thin-crust pizza which we heard was excellent (and it is). We ask for it to be cut into five pieces. "I'm sorry, we can only cut it into fours," our waiter says. When questioned, he repeats his answer and is adamant. Four pieces. No negotiating. The pizza arrives and could easily have been cut into eight small slices. Why it couldn't be cut into five is a mystery, answered only by, they don't want to.

When we go to pay, we throw in four credit cards. This time our waiter says, "I'm sorry but we can't take more than three." Another strange rule. This restaurant seems to have many of them.

But hey, the food is good, and the company better.

We've known each other a long time. Our conversations are always animated.  Often argumentative (our politics are not all the same but getting closer).  And most of all fun.

Happy birthday Z, and many many more.

96

I leave my home around 8am on Thursday morning to meet my sister and brother-in-law in Stamford. We are driving up to the Cape. The weather is not welcoming. 

Midway through the drive the skies open and torrential rain falls. It is barely possible to see. Road conditions are awful.

But as soon as we cross over the bridge, the weather changes. It is now borderline nice.

It's after 3pm when we arrive at Atria to see my mom. She looks good and is happy to see us all. The place where she now lives is very nice. Clean. Bright. And while filled with mostly people over 90, everyone is well-dressed, friendly, pleasant, and importantly, active and aware. 

I think my mom has adjusted well to her new home. The house she lived in for over 40 years went on sale September 17. There was an open house last weekend. We got four good offers; accepted one. It sold quickly which thrills everyone.

Today is my mom's 96th birthday. My two sisters, their husbands and I celebrate my mom at Flying Bridge Restaurant. It is a perfect fall day, and we eat on the outdoor terrace overlooking sailboats and water. 

I order the lobster roll (big but not tasty). 

But it isn't about the food.

We are here for my mom. 96 years old.

Happy birthday mom. You are well-loved.

not just any flowers

I read on Instagram and then later see on TV, Cj Hendry's Flower Market in Rockefeller Center for this weekend only. On display (and for sale) are not your usual flowers. They are fake.  And not just any kind of fake. But plush fake. 

Despite the line on Friday being over three hours long, I decide to go the next morning.

Armed with my phone (including today's Bee), my Kindle, a mug of coffee (which I later decide not to drink as I can't risk leaving the line), and a sweater, I leave home around 9:15 and am in line a half hour later.

It's a beautiful cool fall day. Perfect weather for waiting in a long line. 

The market is in the Rock Center Plaza, between Fifth and Sixth on 49th. I get in line on 51st Street, between Fifth and Sixth. It's long, but my line-neighbors are nice, and I've come prepared.

I get closer to the front about 2 1/4 hours later. Some guy on the sidewalk is ranting about how stupid we all are to spend hours in line to buy fake flowers. He's actually pretty articulate, but aggressive in his tone. The guy behind me stupidly gets into a verbal altercation with him, which clearly he won't win. And soon the police are summoned and I somehow end up being questioned about this guy's behavior.

I tell the officer that the ranting-sidewalk-guy is not harming anyone and not saying anything too offensive; he's just really annoying. The ranting-guy thanks me, and now I have a new friend, and not one that I particularly want.

And then...

When I'm within ten minutes of the entrance, I notice two women behind me who weren't there before. In fact, I hadn't see them anywhere in line. I say something to them, and they are nasty and dismissive, telling me to mind my own business. Soon a security guard comes over and tells me the same thing. They must be friends with the security guard who let them cut the line. No one else says anything so I stop. In retrospect, I should have stopped myself before I said anything. I need to be more careful.

In any case, I eventually get to the front of the line and have fun picking my flowers.

I can rotate them throughout the year to make different bouquets.

But was it worth three hours in line peppered with some NY drama?  Some may disagree, but I think it was. 

What's three-hours of time for flowers that can last a lifetime?

for sale

The Cape is a fixture in my life. 

As a child, we would vacation there for two weeks every summer.

When I was in my teens, my parents got a trailer. I remember that the shower was on the ceiling of the tiny bathroom. So basically, when you took a shower, the whole bathroom got rained on.

Then, in 1978, my parents built a home in Wild Harbor Estates in North Falmouth.

It started out as a summer home, but within a few years, my parents moved there full-time. By then I was no longer living at home, but still spent tons of time visiting. 

The home was built in a gated community that has access to a beautiful, private beach. People there drive golf carts to get to/from the beach.

I can't count the number of Thanksgivings spent there. My dad carving the turkey, always.

And so many summers.

Today the house went on sale. 

SInce this home is not being replaced, it's sad. Memories will of course be kept, but so many of the things that contribute to those memories will soon be gone.

I already feel the loss. 

midnight caller

As a child, I would get scared at bedtime.

I had to look under my bed and my sister's bed to make sure no rattlesnakes were hiding. And in the bedroom closet too ... ya know, just to be sure. Oh, and we lived in a city 20 miles south of Boston, where crime was low and snakes of any kind were non-existent.

If I were home with my sister, babysitting our younger sister, I couldn't fall asleep until I saw my parent's car pull in the driveway. 

I am very far from being a young teen, and I still cannot easily sleep in a house — and especially a house where I'd be alone. I would be up all night, hearing every sound and imagining those sounds attached to a bad-intentioned intruder.

Reading In Cold Blood at a young age kind of ruined it for me. And today, I likely watch too much Dateline. Listen to too many Casefile true-crime podcasts. And read too many thrillers. I know it's not rational, but I cannot sleep alone in a house.

So for the past 40 years, I have only lived in doormen buildings. 

Until recently, our night doorman was a kindly, non-aggressive man who would pose zero threat to anyone. And, because he worked 11pm to 7am, he mostly slept. 

Still, I would always sleep soundly just knowing he was there.

Last night I am in bed watching TV. It's about midnight. I vaguely hear my doorbell. Maybe it's the TV. I mute it.  But then I hear it distinctly,  a light rapping at my door. And then the doorbell again.

Now I am scared. No one ever comes by and knocks on my door. And certainly not at this late hour.

I call out asking who's there. I hear a familiar voice in response. "It's me. Open up."

It's my son. 

Locked out of his apartment on the westside. Absent a phone, wallet, ID, and credit card. The door locked behind him as he briefly went out in his hallway. He lives in a brownstone; there is no doorman.

not saying no

I read a recent article in the NYT about the joy of saying yes, or something like that. It's easy for me to pass on things. Doesn't sound interesting. I'd rather stay in. Too far to travel to by subway. Starts too early. Ends too late.  Or a million other non-excuses. So I am trying harder to say yes more often than no.

Robin calls a couple of days ago with an offer to see something at Park Armory. It has a weird name, Monkey Off my Back or Cat's Meow. Neither of us have heard anything about it. "But my friend saw it last night and thought it was amazing," Robin adds. I say yes. Amazing is a good endorsement, even though I don't know and don't ask who the friend is. The Armory is on the eastside, an easy walk. I have no plans for Friday. The Armory wouldn't put on something unworthy. And it's two hours with no intermission (which I like).

Something similar happened this summer. Robin calls. She has inexpensive tickets to some play in the East Village called The Animals Speak. And even better, there is a "documentary" screening before the play called The Fairest, by the same writer/director/actor who is in the play. Both have something to do with Walt Disney. And both sound interesting.

We get to the late afternoon screening and the ticket taker is also the writer/director. This should have told us something.

And, we are the only ones at the screening. We sit in the same small theater as the writer/director, so there is no leaving. We would be noticed. The Fairest is not a documentary about the women in Disney's paint department and how poorly they were treated. Instead, it is a fictional account replete with Snow White's ghost, meaningless romances and poor acting. In other words, dreadful. 

We grab dinner nearby.

Then go back to see the play. We are not the only ones in the audience this time (the theater is packed).  The play (starring and written by the same writer/director) is better, but still far from good.

All this to say, saying yes to Monkey Off My Back could be a huge mistake.

And it is.

A combination of fashion and dance. No story. Almost no dialogue. Bizarre costumes and models. Impossible to understand, which may well be the point. 

Two hours and no intermission. Finally, 90 minutes in, we see people leaving and join in. We exit with relief into the cool night air.

Reviews are great. Perhaps it's just too edgy and esoteric for us. 

fafo

My college boyfriend Bob, with whom I'm still in touch, tells me recently about an article in the WSJ describing an increasingly popular method of parenting. FAFO, or more specifically, F*ck Around and Find Out. In other words, actions have consequences.

As a single mom, I know I haven't been the sternest. And yes, second, third and fourth chances are more my nature than not. But now I am trying to adopt a more FAFO approach. I know it's a bit late, as my son is almost 33.

After living in Austin for over two years, Alexander decides to leave his job, and to come back East to think about his next steps. He ultimately decides that he loves New York (surprise, surprise) and gets a great job, then a great apartment in a brownstone on the UWS. 

People move out of 10,000 sq. foot houses in less time it takes for my son to move his stuff out of his room in my apartment.

One day, I take out all his things. Clothes he might want. Linens he might need. Blankets (so many from both his high school and college years). Old notebooks with stories he once wrote. Books he never read. Books he did read. And a million odds and ends. 

I am pretty neat and my apartment is pretty small. My son's room is easily seen from my living room. It's not a good look.

Alexander's new lease starts on July 1 and I generously give him until September 1 to move his stuff out. After that, I tell him, "Anything still in the room is mine to keep, give away or donate."

As the date approaches, he calls and begs for an extension which I give him: September10.

He tells me he'll "swing by" tonight, making this removal job sound like a five-minute task. He arrives late. Orders and buys dinner for both of us. Watches some Entourage reruns. And then  begins to sort through his stuff.  He makes good progress. But then decides he doesn't want to do it anymore and will have to come back another time to finish up.

I'm happy to have the room mostly back. And glad Alexander has reason to return in a few days. 

Addendum: Three days later, September 10

Mission accomplished. 

dinner with a friend

There's this expression about aging that is so true. Time speeds up as there are fewer novel experiences and more routines. So when I get a text from Terri saying she'll be in town, I hadn't realized (until I check my calendar) that it's been four years since I last saw her. We met in 1989 when we shared a summer house together in the Hamptons (the same summer I met my future son's father).

Terri used to live in Manhattan. Then got married, had a child, got divorced from someone who turned out to be a charming psychopath (though never killed anyone that we know of), and then because of her job moved to Orlando (about 15 years ago).

Terri is beautiful. Smart. Is more fit than most 25-year-olds. She is also fun. Adventurous. Interesting. And has more remarkable stories than anyone I know. Drama surrounds her.

We decide to do something a little different. I find a place on Google on the UWS (where we are meeting) that got good reviews on YELP for reflexology. I arrive early (around 5:30) and the place is questionable at best. I knew it would be no-frills, but this place is a few rungs below that. I think it's clean despite a stained carpet, but it is definitely on the margins.

By the time Terri shows up we have a plan. She can say she is not feeling well if she doesn't want to stay. She arrives and quickly announces that she's recovering from hand surgery (true) and that she feels slightly ill (not true). We leave. It was the bad odor that got to Terri (I can't smell it as I can't smell a lot of things due to, I think, I sinus issue).

And just like that, we begin talking and walking.  So much to say, despite my thinking my life is not worth repeating. We walk along Riverside Park and end up at Serafina. For the next three hours, we talk more. And laugh (the kind emanating from the belly). And don't reminisce. We have a ton of amazing shared adventures which we don't even mention. No need, as we both know they are there.  And besides, there is so much new stuff  still to share.

primo brands: pay attention!

I have a water cooler and have gotten water delivered for over twenty years.

First it was directly from Poland Spring. Then Ready Refresh (part of the same family owned by BlueTriton Brands) took over. All was good until recently when BlueTriton merged with Primo Brands. 

Now it's an utter sh*t show.

I'd never heard of Primo Brands until June, when I unexpectedly receive two, 5-gallon bottles of Poland Spring, along with two cases of the half liter size. It's a lot for my small apartment to handle, as I also have four empty, 5-gallon bottles that Primo did not pick-up as I had no clue they were even coming. Nothing in my account noted a delivery.

I call. It takes about 35 minutes now to reach someone in the Philippines.  In the past, I would always reach someone in Massachusetts within a couple of minutes. Anyway, I reach Mae and she tells me to keep the water and I won't be charged.

In late August, I order three, 5-gallon bottles for two reasons. 

1. Primo charges a ridiculous $13.99 for delivery (though mine is waived this time) so I over-order to reduce my number of deliveries.
2. I need to get rid of the six empty five-gallon bottles I have stuffed in closets.

This time I am delivered only two bottles — not the three I ordered.

I call back. This time it takes 40 minutes to reach someone.  A new delivery is scheduled for a few days later to have the third, missing bottle delivered. I am told I won't be charged.

The five-gallon bottle is delivered as anticipated. But so is a case of Saratoga water in glass bottles and a cleaning kit for a cooler that doesn't even work with my model. I am charged $56.91.

I call again. And again. And again. Each time I'm on hold between 35-45 minutes.  Twice I am disconnected. 

When I finally do reach someone, I get apologies and promises.  I am told to keep the water. I am given future waivers on the delivery fee. And I am told the charge will be removed.

It's been three days. The charge of $56.91 still sits on my Amex. No reversal has yet appeared. 

But I do have plenty of water.

* With more in the fridge and cooler.

escape from manhattan

My list of favorites on my phone is a short one. Zelia is on it.

We met twenty years ago when our sons were new students at Horace Mann. Despite a deep friendship, we are more different than similar. Originally from Brazil, Zelia now lives nearby on the Upper East Side.

• Where Zelia reads financial news' stories, I gravitate to murders and pop culture. 

• She can go out and in one afternoon purchase a sofa, two chairs, and maybe even a rug.  It has taken me two years to find the exact right coffee table. And then another two to find the right dining chairs.

• We see a film and she might ask, "Who's he?" referring to some A-lister.

• She owns one lipstick and has no need to own more.

• And, she has zero interest in fashion. 

One day we are talking and Zelia tells me she bought a house in Fairfield county.

She does some renovating and within a couple of months, Zelia decides she is going to live in Connecticut full time. I am happy for her and disappointed for me. She'll now live over two hours away.

Recently I visit her for a few days. 

The house is beautiful and big. It's in a wooded area where there is a two-acre requirement for each house. It couldn't possibly be more unlike New York.

The first morning Zelia suggests we go for a walk in her neighborhood. I throw on my usual walking outfit: Lululemon top and bottom. Zelia puts on hers:

"For the gnats," she says. 

The next few days are great. And very relaxing. We go to the nearby private beach which Zelia had originally reported as being horrible; "There's no sand." But when I see the beach, I see lots of beautiful sand. I then have to educate her on the concept of tides, which she knows nothing about. "We don't have tides in Brazil," she says. (This from a very smart women, PHD in economics even).

When we are not at the beach or reading by her pool, we are cooking on her grill, visiting the local shops, meeting her interesting neighbors, or having one of the best meals I've ever had (some lobster Thai thing at her golf club).

And we laugh a ton. Humor is one of the great things we do have in common.

two kinds of people

When my son was applying to colleges, one school asked a great question.

"There are two kinds of people in the world. What are they?"

So this would be my answer: those who care and those who don't.

NOT CARING

I'm meeting Susan for an early dinner near Lincoln Center when a car pulls over to the sidewalk, near where I am standing. A woman gets out of the car with a bag of trash in her hand. A plastic bottle noticeably falls to the ground as she is exiting the car. I watch as she walks to a nearby trash can and tosses her stuff. She then walks back to the car, steps over the bottle she'd dropped, and gets into the car. Unbelievable! I can't help myself. "Aren't you going to pick that up?" I ask. And before the woman has a chance to say anything, the male driver leans over and says, "No. She did that on purpose," obviously being sarcastic. I am left speechless.

CARING

I am walking along the beautiful esplanade on the East side. I get in about 30 miles/week, and typically do the same route. 

On one particular morning, I am going back and forth between a small stretch, as rain looks likely and I don't want to be caught in it.

After a few up-and-backs over the same walkway, a young girl stops me.

"Are you all right?" she asks.

I'm not at all sure why she is asking, but I nod in the affirmative, remove my airpods and ask, "Why, do I not look all right?"

"Oh no," she replies. "You look fine, but I saw you walking back and forth a few times and just wanted to make sure you were okay."

I'm guessing that from her perspective, she's seeing grey hair, older woman, mindless pacing, must be dementia.

Yikes. I appreciate the caring, but it makes me wonder (well, actually know) that how I look is not how I think I look. Or feel.