It is late
afternoon when my phone rings. I pick up.
“Hello
Ms. Fammeeliant? This is Essence calling from the Webster branch of the
NY Public Library. How'ya doing today?”
I think how
funny it would be if I answered honestly.
Instead I say, in my most business-like voice, “I’m fine. How can I help you?” expecting a plea for a
donation.
But Essence
surprises me.
“Did you recently lose a pair of
keys?”
Yes, I
did.
But not all that recently. It
was last July or August. I remember being upset by it, mainly because the key ring
was one I’d had for a long long time and really liked. It was from Tiffany’s and I had
even called the store because I thought the key ring had said on it, “If
found, please return to Tiffany’s.” Of course, no one did, and I even
felt foolish calling and asking. I only tried them as a last resort,
after I had called every place I had been that day.
Essence
continues, “Well; we have your keys!”
I am
amazed — even ending the call by ridiculously saying, "Essence, I love you." I walk over to the library to get the keys, and again thank Essence
profusely.
Then I find
the manager to thank him too. “Where we these found?” I ask. I’m
thinking, did they get shoved into some corner and only now discovered? Were
they lodged between books that are so arcane no one reads them? Were they
hidden under a rug that no one has bothered to move for cleaning?
“Someone
brought them in from the street,” he tells me. “They saw the library card
on it and figured we could trace it.”
And that’s
what they did. Three months after losing my keys, someone finds them on
the street, and brings them to the library. The library traces me down, and
today I retrieve them.
Unbelievable!
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