a new york moment

Place: New York City Crosstown bus

Time: Late afternoon

Condition: Standing room only

The bus stops at Central Park West and a few people get off.  Moments later the bus driver, through his mic, announces:

"Hey everyone. Listen up.  Did you all notice that was Chris Rock on our bus?"

Passenger A:  "Really, where?"

Bus Driver: "Right up front. He was wearing a cap. You honestly didn't see him?"

Passenger B: "I can't believe that Chris Rock would take a city bus."

Passenger C:  "Hey, next time a celebrity gets on your bus, can you make an announcement?"

Bus Driver:  "I can't be telling you all who's on my bus. Ya gotta pay attention." 

Everyone goes back to their phones. I'm fairly certain they won't be paying attention next time either.