transit etiquette

In recognition of all the bad behavior on the subway, The MTA launched a clever campaign advising its riders of proper etiquette. Here are some examples:

Tonight I am going to a BAFTA October- fest event. The last two nights I've been to screenings (Sicario and Black Mass) and tonight I would really love to stay home. The thought of getting dressed, putting on more than lip gloss, going down to the meatpacking district where the event is, and having a beer or two is not that appealing for someone who doesn't drink much, and who never drinks beer.  But the Board members have been encouraged to attend and so I go.

I leave at rush hour. I'm taking the crosstown bus to the subway. 

The bus is filled, but I'm lucky enough to get a seat. Aside from the loud phone-talker behind me, everyone is pretty much well-behaved. 

I'm looking down at my phone, not paying much attention to those crowded around me. I look up to see where we are, and this is in my face:

I can understand why there are no cute little subway posters about this.  I mean, what would they say?  Don't let your junk and big belly sit eye level with fellow passengers?

I'm assuming that someone prancing around in mid-September dressed like this expects to be photographed. 

I get to the BAFTA event where everyone is appropriately dressed. It turns out to be a very fun night.