Apple tries. They really do. But finally I get the unfortunate, disappointing, and feared result I'd been dreading: "I am really sorry. But we don't have the expertise to fix this. You will have to call Microsoft." I wait a day before calling; I need to mentally prepare.
Armed with a cup of hot coffee, and no commitment restraints, I call Microsoft this morning.
Call #1 to Microsoft:
Step One: Five prompts to get to a real person.
Step Two: Get to the first level who transfers me (after a lengthy interrogation) to the second level. (total time: about 8 minutes)
- Second level tells me that he only handles issues with PC's not Mac's (the first person transferred me to the wrong place).
- Second level attempts to transfer me to the technician who handles Mac's. "Here's my number in case we are disconnected," I say.
- "Don't worry, you won't be disconnected," I'm told.
- We are then disconnected.
Call #2 to Microsoft
Same two steps as above, but this time I make it to the Mac department.
- I get Simon who begins with, "Here are your payment options."
- I try unsuccessfully to interrupt.
- Simon continues to talk over me (something I intensely dislike).
- I ask for Simon's manager.
- "He will tell you the same thing; if you want this fixed you will need to pay."
- I ask anyway.
- Simon tells me he'll connect me to his manager.
- I'm on hold for 41 minutes (really) and finally hang up.
I take a break and try to calm myself down. Right now I wish I lived in Colorado.
Call #3 to Microsoft
Same two steps as above, but this time I get Kendra in Indiana.
- Kendra tells me if I want help I will need to pay for it.
- After she has my credit card information, she can schedule an appointment.
- That's the only way someone can take over my computer and help me.
- I am so exasperated I am willing to pay.
- "How much?" I ask.
The response is not what I expect. For the same price, I can lease a 2015 Porsche for a month.
I hang up and want to cry.
Call #4 (to Apple this time)
The response is the same, "This is a Microsoft problem."
I take another break and read today's paper.
Call #5 to Microsoft
Same two steps as above, but this time I get Mitch in the Philippines, a saint.
- Mitch takes over my computer.
- He downloads a trial version of the new Office Suite while I play Words With Friends and text Alexander. I am not paying attention and hope Mitch is only doing what he's supposed to be doing.
- The download works and my Excel problem disappears.
- But I don't want to pay $100/year for the subscription service.
- Mitch instead offers me a student subscription because Alexander still has a college email address.
- Cost: $80 for four years.
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