When I worked in marketing,
everything we said on air, in copy, or on a package, had to be scrutinized by lawyers. If it were up to them, no
product would ever be sold. There
would be warning labels and caveats all over everything. People would be afraid to buy or eat
anything.
I worked at Gillette. Can you imagine all the warning signs on
razor blades if the lawyers had their way?
It was always a long negotiation
with the legal team as to what claims us marketers could make that would not be
considered misleading, and that were provable.
We spent millions on research.
The legal process of getting a product to market was an agonizing one.
In 2002 I needed a desk
chair. After much research, I decide on
the Freedom Chair by Humanscale.
I love this chair, and have
recommended it to many others over the years.
It comes with a Lifetime Guarantee.
In 2005, I replace the
leather arms when one tears. Later that
year, there is a problem with the gel seat and that is replaced as well.
Last week, I notice that the
springs on the seat do not feel quite right.
I call Humanscale and am told the cylinder for the springs will be replaced.
Today I go to the company's showroom to look at chairs with a friend of mine who wants one. I am hoping, too, that I can change out the
fabric on my chair for a newer one.
My chair has a water stain
on it from trying to clean it (according to the company’s website directions, with soap and
water). My salesperson is not in today,
so there's no verdict yet on getting a new fabric, but I do learn this:
The
Lifetime Guarantee is not for my life; it’s for the life of the chair. And this chair has a 15-year life.
This makes me wonder. Who approved the Lifetime Guarantee
copy? Did some marketer actually
convince some lawyer that most people would interpret Lifetime Guarantee to
mean the life of a chair? And then, who
decided how long this particular chair will live? There are chairs that live for hundreds of years. Why does this one have a projected life of only 15
years? Is this chair destined to an early
death? Who decides these things, and on
what basis?
I guess I still have a few
years before I need to challenge my chair’s lifespan. Hopefully it’ll still be alive in 2017.
an unrelated side note:
While at Humanscale, I see
the most perfect desk lamp…as functional as it is beautiful. It’s in MOMA’s permanent collection, never
requires light bulb changes, and moves in multiple directions. It is exquisitely minimalistic and I wish I
needed one. It’s called Horizon:
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