I need a few grocery items.
Agata is always my first choice
but some things they just don’t carry.
So I go to D’Agostino. While it is surprisingly busy for a mid-afternoon on a Thursday, the store is adequately staffed to service about two or three people.
First, they don’t have
Chocolate VitaTops, only something called Cran-Bran. They also don’t have the black and white Entenmann's cookies I’ve come to buy. And the frozen
Healthy Choice meals, good on occasion, are also absent from their shelves.
I find three other items I've come in for, and go to check out. Only
three cashiers are open, despite the crowded store. It looks like most of the shoppers have ten
or fewer items, as the Express line is very long. The regular line has only one shopper in it, so I go over to that one. Yes, the shopper has
quite a few things, but how long can that take? Surely, less time than it would take to get through ten people with only
a few items.
The cashier is ringing up
the shopper’s items when she comes to a small bag of Boston lettuce. It prices out to an amount that seems too high.
There is some debate then between the shopper and the cashier and after some deliberation they conclude
that the lettuce is not worth the price.
A manager is called over, because only a manager has the key to the
register. She opens it and the lettuce
is deleted from the order.
I stand and wait while all
the people in the express line breeze through, and new ones are lining up.
The cashier is back to ringing
up the shopper’s items, and finally finishes. “$148.42.” “Oh, I’m sorry," says
the shopper. “I only have $100!”
“ARE YOU FU**ING KIDDING ME? YOU'RE NOT JUST OFF BY A FEW CENTS!! YOU OVERBOUGHT BY ALMOST 50%?” I want to scream these
things at the shopper but don’t, though I am sure they are communicated through
my facial expressions and body language.
Now the shopper begins the
process of reconsidering her many purchases and deciding which items she will
keep and which need to be forfeited. This
is agonizing, and I don’t even have my phone with me or I’d be playing Words
With Friends. Again, the manager with
the key is called back over.
I want to cry.
Finally, the transaction is
completed. The cashier must now bag the
order. There are no baggers today. She completes the process and then the
shopper finds $10 in her pocket and decides to get a roasted chicken. Now the shopper has to fill out multiple address forms (one for each bag, of which there are many) because the order is being delivered. Of course.
I almost feel like this
could be an SNL skit, though it wouldn’t be funny.
I come home exhausted from
the ordeal. A 10- minute trip to the
grocery store turns into 45.
Next time? Express
line. And it won’t be at D’Agostino.
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