Sunday, March 9, 2014

location, location, location

I have been very busy in my non-paying job. 

As part of my training, I am required to go to 25 open houses and then do a write up on each. Today I see 8. 

No place is like Manhattan, where you pay so much for so little.  

At the low end, I see a studio for $280M but the maintenance is high.  No doorman.  Upper Eastside.  Small living room; you’d need a Murphy bed, otherwise the entire living room would consist of a bed.  Low floor with no view.  A sad looking bathroom and kitchen.  Fire escapes lace the outside of the building.  I would hate for my child to live here, and I doubt anyone over 25 would consider it.

When I moved to New York in 1985, I remember looking at a nice one bedroom in a building called The Brevard (on Second Avenue and 54th Street). The asking price was $54M but I didn’t have $10M for the down payment.  Not buying is still one of my biggest regrets.  Today I check and the one bedroom apartments at The Brevard are selling for about $600M.

At the high-end, I see a two-floor townhouse on the UES, but inconveniently far east.  The asking price is $1.8 million.  This did have the feel of a house, albeit a run-down one.  If this house were in a suburb, the owners would be lucky to get $300M.  Two of the four bedrooms have no windows. The apartment needs a ton of work.  It looks tired and used up.

But then I found it.  My dream apartment for a reasonable price.


  • 1,700 square feet
  • built in 2011
  • 2 deeded parking spaces in garage
  • full size washer and dryer in every apartment
  • open, custom floor plan
  • 9’ ceiling
  • floor to ceiling windows
  • stainless steel appliances and granite counter tops
  • and city views!
Asking Price:  $314,500.


If only the city views were of Manhattan and not Fort Wayne Indiana!

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