- first speak
with Moonli (the shamelessly perky and aggressive salesgirl who sold me
the membership and who then makes up stuff as to why I should not use the
coupon);
- then speak with her boss Richard (who is similarly unhelpful and untruthful);
- then field a call from Alexander whom Moonli contacts directly, saying she's confused; and
- then finally connect with Phil (at the gym’s corporate headquarters) who is more reasonable but
still over sells.
I went to a street fair at the beginning of
June and bought two standard size shams from the W Hotel. Yesterday I open them and instead of being
21 X 28, as the packaging states, they are 27 X 33 and too large for all my
pillows. I call the W Hotel Store and
they tell me they cannot take them back; “I’m sorry, ma’am, but that was a
final sale.” “Huh? You mean it doesn’t matter that your labeling
was WRONG?!” It soon becomes clear that
Rene doesn’t want to deal with me and provides a number for the online store. Three
phone calls and two emails have no result.
I try a number I find on the internet for the “worldwide corporate
headquarters” and get Linda. She really
does want to help and her authoritative manner leaves no doubt that this woman knows what she's doing. She eventually tracks down someone named Laura in New York who works at the W merchandise warehouse. Laura not only sends me a free return-shipping
label, she agrees to take back a non-absorbing terry cloth robe I had
bought for Alexander at the same time. She will refund me for the entire order. I love Laura.
My cleaners delivers a shirt for
Alexander. The doorman says it wasn’t
delivered; the cleaners says it was. I
spend the day trying to track it down. I
approach my doorman, interrupting his reading of today’s Post. “Who else received
cleaning today? Maybe my son’s shirt got
mixed in with theirs by mistake?” (This
has happened before). He becomes
defensive. It is too hot to argue. At
the end of the day, Alexander walks in wearing the missing shirt. “Oh, I picked it up late last night from the
doorman,” he tells me.
I have an unopened box in my living room that
has been there now for three weeks. My handyman has been promising daily to
install it. Today he actually does.
I go to the post office to mail some clothes to
my mom. With one exception, everyone
there is mean. I believe they hate their
jobs, hate every customer, and particularly hate me. While there I buy some stamps.
I look at the dour postal clerk and say,
“See, you do have to smile now.”
She responds, “No I don’t. My
smiles are all used up.”
I leave happy knowing that mine aren’t.
What's with postal workers? Those are the cutest stamps - how can you not smile?? Have a fantastic weekend!
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