But there are other things I’ve noticed since
he’s been home from college:
- I am constantly fluffing my sofa pillows. He sits on the sofa, gets up, and wherever the pillows are they stay there.
- I go through about a roll of toilet paper a day.
- The soap in the bathroom dispenser is constantly running out.
- Food…he easily eats more than twice as much as I do.
- The dishwasher needs to be run at least once a day; he never notices when it’s full.
- A second air conditioner (even when its not needed) runs every night.
- Getting him to make his bed every morning requires a herculean effort.
- Hourly, it seems, I hear, “I need money for……” haircuts, metro card, shampoo ("I hate the girly one that’s in the bathroom"), new sneakers (his $150 ones that we bought last June are separating at the sole and cannot be fixed), more mozzarella cheese, more bread, more mango sorbet, etc. etc.
- Clothes pile up in Alexander’s small room; moving clothes from on top of the laundry basket to inside it is perhaps too difficult.
- I like to make sure Alexander is in safely each night, so I try and stay up…then when it’s late I call and then he tells me he’s walking home from a nearby friend’s but its late and after all it is New York City, not Ithaca, and then we get into an argument; at least at school I don’t know.
- I ask him to do something, and then I need to ask him again and again and then he accuses me of nagging or yapping (his new favorite word for me).
- Things get used up without my knowing. I go to get a Q-Tip today and we have none.
- Shoes stay in the living room, not in his bedroom where they belong.
- He never knows if he’ll be eating dinner with me, so I’m on hold, and IF his friends aren’t around, or IF he doesn’t feel like spending his hard-earned money, I might get a call around 4:30, “Hey, what’s for dinner?”
And that I just love!
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