I get a text from Jill early this morning. Do I want to meet her at the Rag and Bone
Sample sale near Chelsea Market? I tell
her no, and feel good.
But then it gnaws at
me. R&B’s amazing boots. White tees.
Excellent reviews from last year’s sale.
By noon, I am foraging
through the very long table of tees. I
see none I like, and wander over to the shoes.
There I find a great little pair of short navy boots. I was hoping they’d be uncomfortable, but
they are not. At 60% off, it’s a great
deal. I buy them.
Alexander needs new jeans
and we had planned to meet uptown after he was done with work. But there’s a great selection at this sale,
so I ask him to meet me here. Now I'll have to wait a couple of hours. But there are worse places to wait.
I grab some soup in Chelsea
Market, then find a quiet little park on 15th and 10th.
Around 2:30 Alexander arrives. He finds two perfect pair of jeans and a
much-needed distressed leather belt. We go to pay
and I take out my Citibank debit card.
The same card I used a few hours earlier for my boots. “I’m sorry," the young, hip, nose-pierced cashier
says. “But your card has been
declined. Do you have another one you
can use?” I know my card should be fine. I tell her to try again. She does.
I can tell from her sorrowful eyes that my card has been rejected
again. I use my Amex and leave.
I get home and there’s a
message on my phone asking me to call the Fraud Division at Citibank. They’ve noticed suspicious activity on my
card and have put a block on it.
I call. The first person is
so unhelpful I ask and get Chris, the supervisor. Here’s the abbreviated version of a lengthy,
frustrating and eventually pointless conversation.
Chris: "We noticed suspicious activity on your
account and that’s why we put a block on it."
Me: "What kind of suspicious activity?"
Chris: "A pattern of unusual spending?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Chris: "Multiple purchases at the same place."
Me: "First of all, we are talking two purchases,
and two is not multiple. It is just one more than one. Further, two does not a pattern make. A pattern is a series of events." (I know this Chris guy is hating me by now; I would hate me too if this weren't so moronic). "And most importantly, are you saying that I can't buy more than one thing at the same store?"
Chris (switching positions): "Well, we flag accounts when we see unusually high-valued purchases."
Chris (switching positions): "Well, we flag accounts when we see unusually high-valued purchases."
Me: "But these purchases weren’t expensive!"
Chris
(ignoring my comment): "Our Fraud
Division also tracks purchases in places where the cardholder doesn’t typically frequent."
Me
(not calm, as you can imagine): "Are you
kidding me? You mean I can only shop at
places I have been to before? And by the
way, I was shopping in NYC and I LIVE HERE!"
I have a
debit/credit card I can’t really use as a credit card because the Fraud
Protection restrictions are so restrictive they prevent normal usage.
I think about this for awhile and then finally it dawns on me. Oh I get it. The only thing that makes any sense.
I think about this for awhile and then finally it dawns on me. Oh I get it. The only thing that makes any sense.
I must have a friend who has wiggled her way into Citibank's Fraud Division to prevent me from buying clothes!
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