Monday, July 22, 2013

a most ridiculous invitation


A friend forwards to me an invitation she received for a neighborhood party.   Nine women are on the invitation list.  

Subject: Invite: My backyard, Mon July 29

I'm feeling thankful for all you WONDERFUL women in my life! I don't get to see you nearly enough. 

No yoga. Let's eat and schmooze. Light bites & pool dip (if inclined. I keep it at 82.) 

You'll meet fab interesting women like yourself and eat clean. 

[I've gone total Alejandro Junger (author of "Clean" and "Clean Gut") so am now eating a plant based diet (hemp seeds, flax, kelp, coconut...) and very little of the following: Dairy / Gluten / SUGAR / rice / corn / millet / beef/pork / soy / eggs / alcohol / coffee / peanuts/pistachios and yeast.]


When: Monday, July 29 
Time:  11:00 am to Noon
Where: Enter direct to my backyard. 
Please Rsvp! Text to number below or email.

Summer is short. Let's celebrate for an hour.


M tells me she’s not crossing her street to go to a party where they’ll be serving hemp.  I mean really, who lists all their own dietary restrictions in an invitation?

And who schedules a one-hour party?  Is this a new trend in partying based on the speed-dating concept?

I’d skip this one too.  Though if I did go, I'd certainly arrive on time.

1 comment:

  1. I wish your friend would go because I would love to hear if anyone else goes. I guess she could have a one hour party because eating would take from zero to two minutes. Yuk.
    I have to share this one!

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