I think I’m clean. Today I learn I’m not.
I have a Groupon for a body
scrub at the Tribeca Spa of Tranquility. The place itself is unassuming. Nothing fancy. But it’s clean.
I have a 2:30 appointment
with Grace, and arrive on time. I am the
only customer. I am handed a towel,
shoes, and paper panties to put on. I wonder why I’m being given disposable
underwear.
After changing, I am led
into a steam room. I sit and sweat for
maybe five minutes, though it feels longer.
Grace comes and leads me to a sterile room with a massage table in the
middle. She tells me to lie on my back
and remove my towel. Then she covers my
eyes. I lie there at Grace’s mercy, not
knowing what to expect.
Next I feel buckets of warm
water being poured over me. I now understand why I am not wearing my own
underwear. It’s an amazing sensation.
Grace begins scrubbing my
body wearing loofah-like mittens (I peek).
She doesn’t miss a spot. I can
feel the dead skin accumulating around me.
Grace is a small Korean woman with a lot of strength and poor
English. She says the word dry many times, but I can’t understand
the context. I doubt she is saying, “Your
skin is not dry,” but truthfully, I
cannot decipher her sentences at all. Rather
than continue to ask Grace to repeat things, I just agree to everything she
asks.
Grace scrubs and
scrubs. She covers every single part of
my body more than once. I am becoming lighter and cleaner. She even massages my shoulders.
Grace then takes strips of
cucumber and layers my face with them.
This, while continuing to soap, scrub, rinse and moisturize. While I’m wearing the cucumber mask, Grace
washes my hair and provides a great head massage.
80-minutes. I am literally scrubbed from head to
toe. No piece of skin remains un-cleaned. I am finally asked to stand up and remove my paper
panties. Grace rinses me one last time,
and then walks me to the sauna. My skin literally squeaks when I rub it. I have never been this clean.
Thin curtains separate the
rooms. Toward the end of my scrub I hear
a man and woman speaking. At first I
think they’ve joined Grace in my room. As
evidence of how relaxed I am, I don’t even care.
My skin feels incredibly
soft and smooth. It almost feels new. I will be back.
I just wish there were a better way back uptown than the subway. I’d like to prolong this feeling of clean.
No comments:
Post a Comment