I
walk into my apartment yesterday, glad to be home.
I
go into my kitchen to put away the lobster meat I've carried back from the Cape.
My
kitchen is a mess.
The first thing I notice is my floor. It is covered with brown stains that look like dried blood.
The first thing I notice is my floor. It is covered with brown stains that look like dried blood.
Nothing is leaking from the sealing. And nothing has spilled in the refrigerator.
I
have no idea what any of this is. And
yesterday, being a Sunday, there is no one in my building who can help. I don’t want to mess with a crime scene so I leave it.
Today
my super comes up. He, too, is perplexed. I suggest maybe we should have
the substance of the stains tested. I’ve been watching
a lot of CSI lately. He takes a more pragmatic approach and offers
to clean it up with bleach. I let him.
Who
knows, maybe there was a murder in my kitchen while I was gone, and all
evidence of the crime has just been erased, "tampered with" as DB Russell might say.
But the alternative thought is also scary— that I unknowingly spilled soy sauce from the sushi I had before leaving for seven days.
Either way, this mystery mess will remain unsolved. Unless, of course, someone is reported missing.
But the alternative thought is also scary— that I unknowingly spilled soy sauce from the sushi I had before leaving for seven days.
Either way, this mystery mess will remain unsolved. Unless, of course, someone is reported missing.
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